- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

minorities

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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