What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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