Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A man did not like this site

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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