- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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