- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

5 Italian guys from Long Island

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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