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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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