A dog was barking at a tree

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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