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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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