- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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