- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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