Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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