- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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