Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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