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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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