- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

how do you call someone? use a phone

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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