What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Womens Sports

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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I'm Spartacus

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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9/11.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Anti Joke

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