Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

womens rights

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A fish walks into a bar

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

I like your hair

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A joke

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Laura Pratz..

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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