- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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