Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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