Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

I have suicidal thoughts

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

i have a christmas tree.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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