nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

I like poop in my butt

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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