Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

epic win?

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Oh, go away

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

I love alchohol!

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Anti Joke

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