A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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hello

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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