What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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