how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Daniel is a fag

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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