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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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