What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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smell the vitamin C

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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