What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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