- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Abortion.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Your mother is so fat.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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