Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what the hell happened to your face

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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nick toth

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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