Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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