what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Knock knock

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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FIRE!!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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