What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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