- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

GIVE

smug face >:}

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

my bubbles!

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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