i was molested.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What?

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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???????????? WTF?

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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hi hi strager danger

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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