Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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