- Anti Joke

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Women's rights.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?