- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

When is a door not a door? Never.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why was the woman?

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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