- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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