Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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obama

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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hi

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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