what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What's the difference between a duck?

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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