- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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