- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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