What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Harry Styles

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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