Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Anti Joke

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