If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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