A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Kathy Griffin.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

womens rights

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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