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Racial Equality.

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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