- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

I'm banging your sister.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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