what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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God

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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